Thursday, December 20, 2007

2008: The Year of the Bastard

I am convinced that 2008 will be The Year of the Bastard.

And, just in case you were unclear on what this really means, I am The Bastard. This will be my year.

I will cut you off in traffic and delete all your one-of-a-kind pictures from your computer. I will eat your cookies when you're not looking and garnish your wages even though I have no reason to.

Behold my bastardness. It is exciting, yes?

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