tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75592360883173889582011-04-21T22:31:32.918-04:00Menoreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7559236088317388958.post-20489279786417742552007-12-21T14:04:00.000-05:002007-12-21T14:08:39.591-05:00As I warm up for the Year of the Bastard, let me start with one bastardly act against all humankind:<br /><br />I will make none of you <a href="http://neverbashfulwithbutter.blogspot.com/2007/12/experiments-in-deliciousness-bacon.html">bacon chocolate chip cookies</a> this year. No. None for you.<br /><br />Why am I so mean? Am I hoping you'll have <a href="http://www.speakeasy.org/%7Esjmaks/cereal/">bacon cereal</a> stashed away that you can live off of? No, I will not provide you with this excellent holiday treat. You can't even have <a href="http://zucchini.writesthis.com/bacon-and-zucchini-chocolate-chip-cookies/">bacon and zucchini chocolate chip cookies.</a><br /><br />It's just because I'm a bastard-in-training. I won't make you a single bacon-based food this year.<br /><br />And by "this year" I mean "next year." Sorry for the confusion, I just can't wait for the Year of the Bastard to begin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7559236088317388958-2048927978641774255?l=theyearofthebastard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Menoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7559236088317388958.post-17966470564210774882007-12-20T11:14:00.001-05:002007-12-20T11:15:27.794-05:00I am convinced that 2008 will be The Year of the Bastard.<br /><br />And, just in case you were unclear on what this really means, I am The Bastard. This will be my year.<br /><br />I will cut you off in traffic and delete all your one-of-a-kind pictures from your computer. I will eat your cookies when you're not looking and garnish your wages even though I have no reason to.<br /><br />Behold my bastardness. It is exciting, yes?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7559236088317388958-1796647056421077488?l=theyearofthebastard.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Menoreply@blogger.com0